PHOTOS FROM THE RANGE

Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"

Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"

God say, "No."

Abe say, "What?"

God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but

The next time you see me comin' you better run"

Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"

God says, "Out on Highway 61."

"ALL OF 'EM?!"

At a recent fundraiser, Senator John Sidney McCain nearly lost his $1,000-a-plate lunch when a campaign aide informed him that, in fact, ALL American women have had the right to vote since 1920.

Cindy McCain continued to smile indifferently, though it remained unclear if she was apathetic about her husband's well-being or just cold on women's suffrage in general.

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE DEATH OF CIVILIZATION

Funny Money
The novelist Norman Douglas said "you can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements." If this is the case, what does this ad say about us?

Let Freedumb Ring!

The Rifleman