Sunday, May 4, 2008

SAINT CINDY

The Canonization of Mrs. John McCain
What follows is a real email that might just end up in your inbox (if you're subject to certain political proclivities). It was forwarded to me by a dear friend and frequent co-conspirator. Needless to say, I trust the source implicitly. Without further ado, the email:

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Cindy McCain - wife of John McCain

From person who passed it on to me: This was news to me. I have never gotten any good news about the candidates. What I have gotten has been mostly one sided. Bet you would have never guessed this one!

No matter your politics. The media will never tell of this, so pass it on. There was an article in the Wall Street Journal on Cindy McCain, John"s wife. All I ever saw was this attractive woman standing beside John. I was surprised how talented and involved with world problems she is.
This is a summary of the article. She graduated from Southern Cal and was aspecial-needs teacher. After her Dad died she became involved with his beer distributing firm and is now the chairwoman. Sales have doubled since she has taken over from her father.

They have a marriage prenuptial agreement, her assets remain separate. She is involved around the world clearing land mines - travels to these countries on a detonation team and service on their board. They have a 19 year old serving in Iraq, another son in the Naval Academy, a daughter recently graduated from Columbia Univ., an adopted daughter in high school, and a son who is the finance guy at the beer firm. Raised kids in Phoenix, Az rather than Washington DC (better atmosphere). He commuted.

In 1991 Mrs. McCain came across a girl in an orphanage in Bangladesh. Mother Teresaimplored Mrs. McCain to take the baby with severe cleft palate. She did so without first telling her husband. The couple adopted the girl who has had a dozen operations to repair her cleft palate and other medical problems.

They have a Family Foundation for children's causes. She's active with "Halo Trust" -
to clear land mines, provide water and food in war ravaged and developing countries. She will join an overseas mission of "Operation Smile", a charity for corrective surgery on children's faces.

She has had two back surgeries and became addicted to pain killers. She talksopenly about it which she says is part of the recovery process. I'm surprised the media is so quiet about her attributes. She sounds more capable than Hillary or Obama.

We would really get two for the price of one. A person with business and international experience. John did work for the firm for awhile when he left the Navy. She, however, has the real business experience. Very interesting.


Very interesting, indeed. While it's tempting to take it apart line by line, that would only validate its existence. There's a preponderance of great stuff in there, and I'm interested in hearing some of your favorite quotes, themes, and ideas.

Let Freedumb Ring!

The Rifleman

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was going to say "she sounds like Mother Teresa" - then they go ahead and mention Mother Teresa!

Anonymous said...

Anybody believing that Phoenix, AZ is a "better atmosphere" than DC has obviously not been to Phoenix, OR DC, lately

THE RIFLEMAN said...

Number 3 on my list:

She talks openly about "being addicted to pain killers," which makes her more capable than Hillary or Obama

Unknown said...

"She will join an overseas mission of 'Operation Smile', a charity for corrective surgery on children's faces."

Cindy will put a smile on your dirty, little third world face. A permanent smile.

Unknown said...

Sorry, just one more.

"She is involved around the world clearing land mines - travels to these countries on a detonation team and service on their board. "

Cindy does this work in these countries, you know, the ones with those people.

Also, detonation team? Wha?

THE RIFLEMAN said...

Great ones, all...

Here's Nuber 2 on my list:

"The media will never tell you this" followed in the next sentence by "There was an article in the Wall Street Journal."

A perfect example of the conservative thought process.

Anonymous said...

I like 'All I ever saw was this attractive woman standing beside John.'

Anonymous said...

lol it Cindy's world, we just live in it!

THE RIFLEMAN said...

Number One on my List:

"They have a marriage prenuptial agreement" - the syntax is almost as funny as the subtext: "see, she's not the gold digger she appears to be!"

Anonymous said...

no i think that means HE'S not the gold-digger He is...she's the wealthy one, he's just an army brat.