Politics has always been a mirror image of society. A distorted funhouse mirror perhaps, but a mirror nonetheless. Just look at how the Presidents of the Manifest Destiny era evolved into the Presidents of America, the industrialized nation. Now, as life on the range slowly devolves into a massive conglomeration of strip malls, chain restaurants, and discount stores, politicians seeking election package themselves as user-friendly, easily identifiable brands. So next time you’re down at Wal-Mart shopping for a President, you may choose from one of these trusted varieties (each available in convenient Left-leaning or Right-leaning models to suit your personal taste):
The Suit (TM)The Hairdo (TM)
The Preacherman (TM)
The Fuzzbuster (TM)
In the coming days, I'll write more about each individual brand in an effort to give you, the consumer, all the product details you'll need to know before you spend your vote.
Let Freedumb Ring!
The Rifleman
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